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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Is it silly that I get mad when I see Sasori or Zetsu or most characters that aren't fully human blushing? Not just because it's horribly OOC and they're generally with a Sue, but because Sasori is a goddamn puppet with no blood vessels in his face to blush with and Zetsu is some strange cross between plant matter, Hashirama, and corrupted willpower.
fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs Said:
Asker Anonymous Asks:
About a year ago on Facebook, there was this OC who had Zabuza's sword and when I tried to give him some wise words of logic, he gave me some bullshit, some Tyrant motherfuckers, and he blocked me. After that, I just gave up and went to another fandom.
fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs Said:
Asker Anonymous Asks:
Honestly, i think Akatsuki x OC is overrated, and i dont think relationships would work effectively between them....(Oh haii, im in a relationship with a puppet!)
fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs Said:
Asker Anonymous Asks:
Is it considered to be sue if a 'former' Akatsuki moves into a completely different village just to be with the OC?
fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs Said:

Yes.

- Sage

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Would the Akatsuki member even be forgiven for their past crimes if they 'turn' into a good guy to be with an OC? I just thought they wouldn't be able to enter villages and be punished anyways.
fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs Said:

No.

- Sage

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Two of the worst kinds of Sues (in my opinion) are the ones who can make a character (mostly Akatsuki members) "come over to the good guys" (which obviously means that all their past crimes are forgiven so that the character and the Sue can live happily ever after) and the ones that are raised by a canon character or characters (generally the Akatsuki) and end up falling in mutual love with one or more of them (it's like: Oh, you're like family to me. Let's bang.).
fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs Said:

i don’t think any of the Akatsuki are capable of having a healthy mutual love relationship tbh.

- Sage

Asker Anonymous Asks:
idk I kinda dig the akatsuki having a place where they COULD all go at the same time, but it just being highly unlikely that they'd ever be there all at once. I hate when they make it seem like the akatsuki would all live together and eat and have chores together though. Even if they were all under one "roof" I feel like they'd be like the roommates don't share chores or food or anything really, just the shelter. It's a wonder the place could stay clean when you think about it that way!
fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs Said:

If you like that, then that’s fine w/e. They life in different villages that are very far apart and are only all seen in the same place when they’re doing that meeting thing and they’re all black n stuff.

- Sage

Asker undeadmaples Asks:
Something I absolutely despise when I read fanfiction is when they have the Akatsuki living together in some kind of giant house or whatever. Like no... Plus they're not going out together for dinner or anything because they have way more important things to do...
fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs Said:

"I’ll meet you back at the base!"

- Sage

Asker Anonymous Asks:
My oc wears orange and there's some Beige/black in her clothing would you advice I chane the orange?
fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs fuckyeahterriblenarutoocs Said:

It depends on where they live and what they do. But at least you kinda balance it out. 

-Tema

Name: Kazumi Uzumaki [Also known as Kazumaki?]

Age: 10 years old

Location: Village of Sadness and Depression [Her face doesn’t show it. Or maybe she’s on Prozac soldier pills.]

Married to: Hell but her brother is Naruto Uzumaki [Ten years old, and already married? Who the hell is Hell?]

Special Abillities: Good control over chakara [What’s a “chakara”?], a range of tricky, complicated taijutu’s [Just as complicated as writing them.] and Ninjutsu’s

Occupation: Wishes to be a ninja [You wish.]

Attitude: Stubburn, VERY childish, mostly happy! [That because she comes from the Village of Sadness and Depression, also known as Emogakure.]

Past: she used to live in konoha untill she ran away at the age of 5 [Maybe because her parents broke her sippy cup.]. when she reached a village she was kidnapped with three orphans satoshi and kenji and hintura [Why?]. When satoshi was 5 he was killed via blood loss from giovanii well…raping him so much [HOLY FUCK, NOT A RAPE SCENE FAN AGAIN!!!!!], then when hintura was 7 she comitted suicide due to severe depression ann then when kenji was almost 10 he died due to being locked away in a deep dark torture room due to starvation and he also became not sane [I know who’s “not sane” here…]. the only one left is herself [I wonder why did they spare the main Mary Sue.], she is naruto’s sister [Don’t believe it.] and she has the 2 tailed feline inside of her. and she is still fighting strong! Giovanii [Who must come from the Hidden Village of the Pasta] still plans to mentaly scar and/or kill her [Please kill her. Please.] because she just won’t die [Because she’s a Mary Sue. Right?]. giovanii will never ever gives up until she is dead! [But the author will always “keeps” the bad writing.]

I have tried very hard with her…….and she was my first chibi girl so i hope i did ok?!? [Oh no, you didn’t.]

Dear author…